Insanity at its finest

imaginationforinspiration:

a little late… but still a nice post

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just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

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wickedlydeeper:

sariandra:

z1c:

being 20+ on tumblr

Being 30+ on Tumblr

I’ve been waiting for this.

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shannananan:

mercimonamie:

i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.

oh my god you managed to one up john green.

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blood-of-old-valyria:

internetfeet:

People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t

Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”

And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”

No.

Ovulation is when the eggs are saying, “WOO PARTY GET MONEY FUCK BITCHES!”

Menstruation is when the eggs are saying, “YOU DON’T WANT ME? WHAT? STUPID BITCH. FINE. WHATEVER. I DON’T NEED YOU.”

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soullesshusk:

bird-skulls:

I will reblog this every time!

another “yes, keep petting human” gif.

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